US set to reject German climate change plan
by graeme
The United States is now the confirmed skipper of the sled-ride into climate change oblivion.
And, they can’t keep track of their personal possessions.
An American copy of the draft German proposal was discovered on Friday, covered in post-it notes and red ink, saying things like “runs counter to our overall position and crosses multiple ‘red lines’ in terms of what we simply cannot agree to” and “I’m a big dummy” and “Hey baby, what’s your number?”
European diplomats are now so angry, the upcoming G8 conference should be a super badass battle royale.
And this is the fight music (thanks to RS for this).
I wasn’t going to pay attention to the G8 but now if they the EU teams up to fight the US like Kirk and his mates teamed up to fight the most evil people in the universe in a bizarre social experiment conducted by aliens, just as the fight music implies… then I’m there.