strange days
Monkey god Hanuman, whose CV includes leading an monkey army against demon king Ravana and rescuing a princess, has decided to settle into the quiet life of a university administrator.
The recently opened Sardar Bhagat Singh College of Technology and Management chose Hanuman as their new Chairman this week. This position comes with a fancy office and all the bananas he can handle. Said a school official:
“It is our belief that any job that has the blessings of Lord Hanuman is bound to be a success.”
Sounds good to me. I’ve always wanted a monkey army, so I’ll be interested to see if they school launches a MSc in Managing Simian Combatants degree. So much biting!
Thanks to MN for the link.
June 9th, 2008 by graeme |
Now that Charlton Heston is dead, those damn dirty apes are free to take over.
This is the first step towards the enslavement of mankind by monkeys.
Graeme,
In your experience dealing with University Administrators…would a lower primate be better, worse or about the same as you are used to?