Comments on: Be glad you don’t live in Santa Barbara…

By: Graeme

Graeme — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 02:41:03 +0000

[sound of slow, awed clapping]

By: The Forbes

The Forbes — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 23:09:18 +0000

I stand by my original post. Non-toxic or not it can’t be healthy to be that close to thousands of litres of dissipating fire retardant.

Alternate caption:

“To show you how serious I am about buying a new ATV, I’ve arranged to have a plane drop thousands of litres of the blood of your ancestors as a show of my commitment.”

By: graeme

graeme — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:39:17 +0000

I was reading up on that stuff, and apparently it’s non-toxic. And coloured with feric oxide, so great for anemic people.

Alternate caption:

“It’s back again, Ma. Get my gun.”

By: The Forbes

The Forbes — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 20:47:31 +0000

“Hey! Here comes one of them tankers droppin the chemicals!”

“Awesome, let’s stand on our balcony in the open air so we’re as close as possible to the chemicals when they fall!”