What’s orange and yellow, battery powered, and can deliver three foam darts per second?
The Nerf N-Strike Vulcan EBF-25. Behold the very last word in recreational armament:
This little gem features a single-shot capability for pinpoint annoyance. And when you absolutely, positively need to irritate a room full of people, you can go full-auto and watch the 25 round ammo belt rattle away. And, if you get the value pack, they throw in an extra ammo belt, 25 additional darts and a shoulder strap. So you can free your inner Rambo without any of the messy moral implications.
Nerf has long led the world in foam-based weaponry. Now, they’ve stepped up their game. And for only $40, this could just be the finest dart gun ever made.
July 23rd, 2008 by graeme |
The mounting will make it a perfect desk accessory. No one will bother me when my office is a machine gun nest.
It will also make the East Wing of the firm more secure from attacks by pirates, terrorists and/or Bay Street lawyers.