Archive for July 24th, 2008

harbingers of the apocalypse
Attack of the bears

Mess with nature long enough, and nature gets mad. Unfortunately for us, nature is frequently pointy with very sharp teeth.

A group of 30 bears has surrounded a remote geological research station in northern Russia, effectively laying siege to a small group of scientists. And these guys have good reason to be worried. Last week, the bears ate…yes, ATE…two of their colleagues.

Why? Those bears are hungry. Overfishing has depleted their natural food supply, so they are turning to foods of convenience. In this case, a bunch of geologists. In weeks past, a student taking part in an orienteerin race was killed when she disturbed a female bear and her cub, and another bear almost killed another contestant. Now is a bad time to be on two legs in the Taiga.

An ATV is currently en route to to the geologists’ camp, and the crew may be forced to shoot the bears. Which would be a shame, since we kinda brought this on ourselves.

July 24th, 2008 by graeme | | no comments »

the war on idiocy
New name for Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii

Giving your child a name is an awesome responsibility. One false move, and you transform your once-promising progeny to the life of a social pariah.

But like all responsibilities- driving a car, owning a gun- some people just can’t hack it. Take the case of a nine-year-old girl from New Zealand, who her parents named “Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii“. Although it contains two proper nouns, this is really more of a sentence than a name. The girl is so embarassed by her bizzaro moniker that she applied to be a ward of the court, just so she can change her ridiculous handle.

New Zealand, it seems, has a brave tradition of bad names. “Number 16 Bus Shelter” and twins named Benseon and Hedges top the list. But many more wacky names are rejected every year- Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Stallion, Twisty Poi and Sex Fruit.

So, parents, heed this advice. You may think you’re being funny and clever giving your child a weird name. But really, you’re just being a gigantic jerk. And your child will hate you.

July 24th, 2008 by graeme | | 3 comments »

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