Bounty offered for live Montauk Monster
by graeme
The strange saga of the Montauk Monster continues.
The Venom Energy Drink company (I know, I haven’t heard of it either) has offered a lifetime supply of its product for the person(s) who capture a live Montauk Monster.
The upshot: anyone with the time and opportunity to shave a dog can have unlimited access to a crappy energy drink made by Snapple. The system works!
UPDATE: 1 out of 1 experts on Fox News agree: the MM is a raccoon. This makes it only slightly less easy to claim the bounty,
[...] If you’re lucky enough to find a live Montauk Monster, you can win a boatload of nutritionally-dubious energy drink! July 30th, 2008 by graeme | SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: “The Montauk Monster”, url: [...]
the consensus seems to be that it’s a racooon actually…