You’ve probably already heard that Canadian troops have struck an important blow against the Taliban, destroying a HQ used for assembling roadside bombs. But what you may not know is they did it with Transformer assistance.
Oh, this isn’t a well publicized fact. The Canadian Military is no doubt keeping this under wraps at the behest of their ginormous allies. If I were a three-storey tall transforming robot, I’d probably keep a low profile too. But if you look at the clues, Autobot involvement is irrefutable.
Just look at the name of the operation: Op Timis Preem. C’mon now. Op Timis Preem? Optimus Prime? That’s a little too close to be a coicidence.
I, for one, welcome the Canadian Army’s expanded use of Transformer combatants. The insurgents will think twice about setting up a roadside ambush if you’re up against robots with laser cannons. I know I would.
Of course, the downside here is if the Taliban somehow manages to get in touch with Megatron. Or even worse, Unicron. Then we’re all screwed. Via Fark.
Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.
I plugged Timus Preem into Google translator. It is, apparently, Esperanto… and google doesn’t translate it.
/boggle