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Sarah Palin, besides being a fundamentalist nutbunny without an ounce of original though or insight, has some fantastically bizarre names for her children: Track, Trig (short for ‘Trigger), Bristol, Willow, and Piper.
Now, thanks to the magic of internets, you can see what your name would’ve been if Palin was your mom with the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator.
Barack Obama? He’d be Tarp Lazer Palin. Nineteenth-century British occultist Aleister Crowley? Chin Trout Palin. For my part, I’d be Ammo Canal Palin, and you would now be reading the Drink Hack Palin Blog.
What’s your Palinized name? Put it in the comments.
September 16th, 2008 by graeme |
Chevy General Palin
Chevy?
Zoikes.
Bang Walmart Palin, thank you very much.
Mustache Warthog Palin
Nice….
Shoulder Frontier Palin
Wow.
Never been so thankful my parents are normal.
[...] (Hattip: Nunc Scio) [...]
Geese Whalebone Palin
Thank God I am not Moon Unit Zappa.
and George Bush would be – Open Aircraft Palin (no kidding)
‘Clamp Noodle Palin’
Dammit, I wish SP was ma mama.
Hen Waffle Palin