Idiot of the week: Dana Larsen
by graeme
Dana Larsen is a moron. The erstwhile NDP candidate ended his campaign yesterday, after a series of drug videos featuring Larsen were discovered. I use the word ‘discovered’ loosely, since anyone with an internet connection and google could have found them.
Go here to watch Larsen smoke pot and drive around. For an hour and a half.
Larsen is not an idiot because he does drugs, or lobbies for the legalization of marijuana. That stuff is pretty light weight, and doesn’t overly impugn his intelligence. His short term memory, maybe. He is slightly more of an idiot for smoking pot and driving. But here’s what takes the dumbass cake for Larsen: he was undone by what is ultimately the most irritating thing about many habitual drug users.
He is so very, very boring.
A common misconception among drug users is that they are fascinating to others. And, that everyone is really interested in their experience with whatever intoxicant they happen to be on. Watching Dana Larsen get high and talk about being high is not interesting. It’s like being murdered with a tiny little knife. You know how when somebody says “I had this crazy dream last night…” and you know you’re in for an extremely boring next few minutes? Multiply this by a thousand, and you get an idea of what it’s like to watch Larsen prattle on about how “fried” he is.
So, to recap: Larsen’s political career was destroyed by his inability to recognize his own dullness. The videos that forced his resignation need never have existed, because they are totally without value, merit or entertainment. If he had kept his drug use to himself, he would still be in the race.
IGood riddance to bad rubbish. And as an extra bonus, we don’t need to worry about an elected official being high on acid while voting on important legislation.
“we don’t need to worry about an elected official being high on acid while voting on important legislation.” How does that follow?
Open your eyes and see the truth! Dana Larsen not impaired!
We have been so blinded by lies that we can’t see the truth anymore. Moronic denigration as a bandwagon is the favorite means of travel for racists, the right-wingers, the self-righteous and all those who thrive on the hate of and the denigration of others. It all about the control of the bovine unthinking herd.
Can’t the bovine believe their eyes, only lies? Have a good look at him and listen to the words coming from his mouth, even when he is high on LSD.
He sure sounds more lucid than anyone on more than two drinks. His driving is un impaired. Where in the frig is the evidence that you are impaired on pot? Didn’t Canada win a gold medal in Snowboarding “impaired” on pot? Where are the statistics that prove marijuana is a deadly factor on our roads? They don’t have any, that is why there are none.
Nowhere! We are bovines that believe the marketer’s lies. We deserve the future that will befall us because of our stupidity.
We are the Fraudulent Apes, with our heads up our rectums! There is no doubt!
check out this bit of truth if you have an IQ above the moron level! (I think it will get 12 views)
http://hijackinghumanity.com/site/
And a special thanks to Bud Oracle for leaving one of the most insane comments this blog has ever received. Also, Bud, if you had bothered to actually read my post, you would note that I call Mr. Larsen boring, self-absorbed and an idiot. Not impaired.
Also, dude, have you ever, like, looked at your hands? I mean, really looked at them? Whoa. Have another brownie.
You are an opinionated right-wing hater who has nothing good to say about anyone but ignorant goons like yourself. Darth Herper
Your consistent Rush Bimbo type of tirades are extremely boring, unless you are one of the ignorant bovines who are motivated by rhetoric of your type.
Those in the states stupid enough to get sucked in by a whoile congregation of right-wing haters such as yourself.
Thee fact is Dana Larsen is no more boring than you and ten times more bold in showing up the lies of ranting idiots like you. He actually has the cojones to do as he says, unlike a mealy mouth like you.
Thanks to all who visited my website from here, you’ll see an alternative to ignorant hating there.
No, no, seriously dude. Look at my hands. They are like so. Far. Away. Whoa.
Who’s got the munchies?
Much better then “A death by a thousand cuts”
Or getting kicked off an Air Canada flight for being drunk!
So The guy might not be as talented a representative as Maxime Bernier, or lie like Brian Mulroney in a court of law.
And these guys were holding some of the highest in trusty positions in the country at the time.
Yes he might be a bit tiring but at least he states and tries to prove his views honestly.
Who do you work for? A conservative? A liberal?
Who cares about how boring Dana Larsen is, the Canadian cabinet is so boring they are never allowed to speak! How boring is that?
You’re down his throat as if you were bungee jumping into it.
To what purpose? To indirectly denigrate the NDP, Who do you work for?
What concern is it of yours how boring Dana Larsen is? He is certainly an activist that you don’t like because of his political compass, that we can see! But why such a long denigration article based on thorough research that must have bored you to death?
I am a pot activist and until this moment I had never really know Dana Larsen. I live right out here as well. I think that you work for an add agency and are paid to denigrate people for political purposes. I bet you I could name that ad agency
Who do you work for? RAND? The Department of Parks and Recreation? Clifford the Big Red Dog?
And didn’t I read somewhere that prolonged marijuana use makes you paranoid? Just sayin’.
I never realised that weed could make people so angry, where do you get all that energy from?
I don’t see what you’ve got against cows either, last time I checked they were big fans of grass.
No one tackles the issues here as I said, you are morons with an agenda to denigrate people not talk politics as we see here.
It’s all about personal attacks like your master Darth Herpes.
Did you know that there are many professionals who smoke marijuana daily as medicine and hold high level jobs such university professors.
This you won’t discuss: why there is such idiocy over this substance that people have to be politically oppressed?
Is it because people’s eyes are open to the fraud perpetrated around them? Hateful den9oigrating lowlifes is what you are, in otherwords, Conservatives.
If we’re all such terrible people, “Bud”, I find it fascinating that you keep posting comments. One would think you’d have better things to do than hang out with a bunch of haters/bovines/fraudulent apes. The last one is a great name for a band, BTW.
Again, if you had read my original post, you would note that I have absolutely nothing against people who smoke pot. If you enjoy it, go nuts. But what I do take issue with is the assumption that would should all somehow care. Get high if you want. Just don’t pretend it’s important or that you’re somehow on a righteous quest. You’re just stoned.
And I’d like to amend my precious statement. Yes, Dana Larsen is boring. But nearly as boring as Bud Oracle.
and for the record, those professionals you’re talking about who toke, i’d be one of them.
Have a degree, have a job as a journalist, have a hot girlfriend who’s a teacher and she gets high too!
don’t have the need to define myself by something that isn’t really that remarkable.
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hey there! whao1 Has an idiot like you noticed that I am still on the scene openly selling psychedelics under our claim of right. So maybe my hand don’t turn you on moron, but history will remember what I did for humanity where your judgments will sound trite in the overall scheme of things. He who laughs last always laughs best.
Bud, it is deeply moving that I have touched your life so deeply that you felt compelled to share this news with you. I am humbled by the exalted position I seem to hold in your life, and will endeavour to treat your reverance with all the respect it deserves.
I must admit that, along with the vast majority of humanity, I failed to notice your successful drug business. Congrats! What are you selling? Judging by your comment, something that has “delusions of grandeur’ as a side-effect. I’m impressed with your commitment to quality control, as it appears you will not sell anything without first thoroughly sampling it.
As a side note, you are indeed correct that your hand does not turn me on. It is, after all, just a hand. And, it is somewhat further diminished by being attached to you.
I do not know what to think about mr. larsen. the only public news available about his political standpoints is sex and drugs. Perhaps British Columbians should be a little more interested in what else he can do for the province other than TRY to legalize pot. I am a marijauna user and i still don’t agree with his policies on ACTUAL POLITICAL MATTERS. We as a province need to focus on the task at hand. The publicity around his few radical movements is a mask to hide his shortcomings as a politician. the only reason he chose to legalize pot is to get the vote of those with minds clouded by the hopes of free weed. I say if the country wants cannabis legalized it should just be openly used to the point of disregard by law enforcement officials, not used as a mask for a shotty politicians rag tag campaign.