I don’t really care for PETA. There are a lot of reasons. They’re preachy and a bit crazy. They are endorsed by celebrities I find annoying. And they make me feel bad about doing things I enjoy, like eating cows.
But mostly, I resent PETA because they are smarter than me.
Take this photo from a recent protest in Sydney, Australia:
I look at this and actually think to myself, “You know, maybe it is time for me to become a vegetarian.” Unsurprisingly, my motives in this are not entirely pure.
Basically, PETA is run by a bunch of geniuses. They have hit upon a devastating strategy: using one set of biological urges to completely overwhelm another. I have no answer to this level of sophistication. They have figured me out, and I lie helpless before their sexy onslaught.
The only thing that can save me now is a scantily-clad Tricia Helfer carrying a plate of hot wings. If you’re out there reading this, Tricia, please hurry. You’re my only hope.
That photo makes cannibalism more compelling for me, not vegetarianism.
Weird I get a totally different message from this protest.
This women is so obviously beautiful and sexy that she must taste good too, maybe canibalism IS an option;)
doh I was beaten to it, damn work related phone calls
Hahaha Graeme! I hope Trish comes through for you!
To belabour the joke, I too would eat her, especially given these trying economic times.
Really, who wouldn’t eat her. A vegetarian I suppose… oh, the irony.
I’m sorry, I lost you after the photo of the naked chick. Something about eating more meat?
F–k PETA, eat girl, sell advertising.
wait, what?