Linker – 03/06/09
Canada
- Somewhere, off in the distance, a lone trombonist to John Tory: wah-waaaaaaah.
World
- Man attempts to get through customs with a cast…made entirely of cocaine.
- That’s one lucky dude.
Science & Tech
- Japanese woman attacked by a hug-crazy robot.
Pop Culture
- Will Mad Max IV be animated?
- Jewel leaves Dancing With the Stars after breaking both her legs. What the hell are they doing on that show?
- Watchmen as a Saturday morning cartoon.
- Michael Jackson announces comeback. The universe weeps.
- Which of your favourite drummers are cheating? Find out here.