- Somewhere, off in the distance, a lone trombonist to John Tory: wah-waaaaaaah.
Science & Tech
- Japanese woman attacked by a hug-crazy robot.
- Will Mad Max IV be animated?
- Jewel leaves Dancing With the Stars after breaking both her legs. What the hell are they doing on that show?
- Watchmen as a Saturday morning cartoon.
- Michael Jackson announces comeback. The universe weeps.
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