Linker – 03/09/09

Canada

• The Ontario NDP has a new leader.

World

• Boston: chock-full of mass graves.
• Meet the 13-year-old conservative pundit. I’m sure there’s a joke about “and a child shall lead them” in there somewhere.
• Crystal Meth to Cocaine: I’m more popular than you. Cocaine to Crystal Meth: Oh yeah?
• A conference of dummies gets under way in New York.

Science & Tech

• Some brainiac has come up with an Internet search that allegedly answers your questions rather than just finds pages that might answer them.
• This toilet can flush anything.
• If your last name is Batman, Facebook won’t let you register.

Pop Culture

• Terrell Owens takes his unique brand of team-destroying crapulence to the Buffalo Bills. Like they need the help.
• Everyone is suing sci-fi. Next up: Terminator.
• Chris Brown cops the super-classy “she hit me first” defense. Coward.
• Black Watch, an awesome play I reviewed, won four Olivier Awards this weekend.
• Fear the head of android Philip K. Dick!