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World

• After a spate of injuries, bikini waxes may soon be illegal in New Jersey. No doubt, this will devastate the local economy.
• Today’s UFO picture comes to us from China.
• The US Army has kinda, sorta confirmed that Israel has nukes. Maybe.
• Tony Blair says modern politicians must “do God”. Kinky.
• Charles Manson: yup, still crazy.
• George Bush is writing a book about decisions. Now, before you get all snarky, remember that bad decisions are still technically decisions.

Science & Tech

• Presenting the F-15 Silent Eagle.  Stealth for the budget conscious.
• A Brazilian Wandering Spider, the most venemous spider in the world, somehow found its way to Tulsa.
• Military lasers are now officially “battlefield strength”. Too bad they’re still truck-sized. Pew! Pew!

Pop Culture

• There’s too much Lobster. So now poor people get to eat it too. In other news, they still look like giant bugs.
• Speaking of lobsters, these two are having a knife fight. Yup, giant bugs.
• Oh my god. NEW MUPPET MOVIE.