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Canada

• Today’s super-classy remark by a sitting politician: a Conservative senator suggests Canada Geese should be shot and fed to the poor, mostly so they won’t crap on his lawn anymore (the geese, not the poor people).

World

• A fireman dressed like Spiderman saves an autistic boy in Thailand. Awesome.

Science & Tech

• Visit the factory where they make Migs.
• The sun will get real purty right before it dies.
• Want to give a gift she’ll really remember? Try laser-etching your face into a diamond.

Pop Culture

• The NFL returns on Sept. 10th, with my beloved Steelers taking on the Titans.