Balding men need more emotional support
by graeme
A new study by a group of (I can only assume) balding researchers suggests that individuals who experience hair loss can get a little fragile. Behold:
Many of those with hair loss reported no emotional problems, but a “significant minority” were found to be at risk of serious psychosocial consequences – including depression, anxiety, lower self-esteem and identity change, according to the report’s author, health psychologist Dr Nigel Hunt.
So, you’d all better be extra nice to me, lest I go nuts, change my name to Nyarlathotep and join a Norwegian Black Metal band. Here’s an artist’s conception:
You’ve been warned. And just so you know, I construe “emotional support” to mean “expensive gifts, lavish vacations, and epic poems composed in my honour”. Get crackin’, kids! The clock is running.
I’m calling you Nyarlathotep from now on. Or Thotep for short. I hope that will help with the emotional support.
I can’t decide if you look like Kenny or Spenny…
No need to be fragile, many bald men have gone on to greatness, such as William Shatner…well actually just William Shatner and he does an OK job of covering it up.
Maybe you should have a psychotic episode…yours would be much more entertaining than most, and you are just a short ride over to the CAMH….win win situation.
I’ve heard that some women prefer bald men, and that bald men have more testosterone.
In fact I knew a lovely lady who was really only ever interested in bald men, although she’s now engaged to a woman…. so.. hmm
Haha, the study was conducted by Farrell Hair, an international company with salons that specialize in custom, non-surgical hair replacement systems. If they’re not impartial, I don’t know who is
I like you just the way you are.
Please give me the name of a support group or options to male pattern balding
Does propecia work? Side effects?