New Star Wars film?

Drooling fanboys and awkward middle-aged men are buzzing about the possibility of a new Star Wars flick to be announced on the 30th anniversary of the first movie. Rumors have been circulating about the new film for months.

Plans for a Star Wars TV show have already been confirmed.

Allegedly, the new film will be a pre-prequel, set even longer ago and farther away. Something to do with Sith-lords and Jedis. The origins of Palpatine? Yoda as a toddler? The possibilities are endless and upsetting.