US set to reject German climate change plan

The United States is now the confirmed skipper of the sled-ride into climate change oblivion. And, they can't keep track of their personal possessions.

An American copy of the draft German proposal was discovered on Friday, covered in post-it notes and red ink, saying things like "runs counter to our overall position and crosses multiple 'red lines' in terms of what we simply cannot agree to" and "I'm a big dummy" and "Hey baby, what's your number?"

European diplomats are now so angry, the upcoming G8 conference should be a super badass battle royale.

And this is the fight music (thanks to RS for this).