Microsoft launches coffee-table computer

A super-expensive, corporate clients only, touch-sensitive coffee-table shaped computer. Users operate the machine using their fingers, eliminating the need for a keyboard and mouse. I'm sure any resemblance to any products recently launched by competitors  is purely coincidence (*cough* ripoff!).

I'm also pleased there's now something cripplingly expensive for me to spill coffee on.

UPDATE: My endlessly knowledgeable visitors have pointed out that both Apple and Microsoft are ripping-off the work of Jeff Han