Man wakes from 19 year coma

Jan Grzebski, who fell into a coma after being hit by a train in 1988, woke up this week. Grzebski opened his eyes to the following:

1. Communism? Not so much.

2. 11 Grandchildren

3. Super coma wisdom : "What amazes me today is all these people who walk around with their mobile phones and never stop moaning," said Mr Grzebski. "I've got nothing to complain about."

Although Mr. Grzebski has no immediate plans, he reports feeling very well rested.