Yes Men pull wicked burn on oil industry

Corporate Pranksters The Yes Men hoodwinked the Go Expo Energy Conference on Thursday, posing as two speakers from the National Petroleum Council. Instead of lecturing on a new Canadian/US energy policy, the two activists warned of the coming collapse of oil supplies. As a solution, they advocated the use of 'vivolium'- a petroleum substitute made from the bodies of the victims of the impending oil crisis.

The audience began to get suspicious when the were instructed to light candles allegedly made out of a former Exxon janitor.

That's sweet glorious music right there. Hilarious that oil execs are so stupid. Did I say hilarious? I meant terrifying.  Nothing like leaving a bunch of nimrods in charge of our future ability to clothe, feed, and transport ourselves.