What type of lefty are you?

Following the delightful trend of quantifying every aspect of your personality through an internet quiz, here's one that lets you figure out what kind of lefty you are. I would have figured I'd be 'disillusioned'. But turns out I'm actually the far-cooler sounding social justice crusader.

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My Liberal Identity:

You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.

Take the quiz at www.fightconservatives.com

One problem with this quiz: there is no "you are not a lefty" category. Also, it doesn't automatically detonate a computer logging in from the Western Standard offices.

H/T to Uncorrected Proofs.