Following the delightful trend of quantifying every aspect of your personality through an internet quiz, here's one that lets you figure out what kind of lefty you are. I would have figured I'd be 'disillusioned'. But turns out I'm actually the far-cooler sounding social justice crusader.
One problem with this quiz: there is no "you are not a lefty" category. Also, it doesn't automatically detonate a computer logging in from the Western Standard offices.
H/T to Uncorrected Proofs.