You know that dreamy, faraway look certain girls get when James Blunt's You're Beautiful? And how, when you hear that song, you feel the uncontrollable urge to punch babies? Fear not, friend. You're not alone anymore. In a species-salvaging move of good taste, Blunt's onerous ode to his own crapulence has been voted the most irritating song in the world. Blunt beat out an impressive field of contenders for the number one spot. Crazy Frog and Mmmm Bop came in second and third respectively.
Blunt is probably a bit surprised by this, to which I respond: "See, the thing is you're terrible." If there is a girl out there who doesn't like this song, I will marry you. No questions asked.