A letter from GEICO to Optimus Prime

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. A brief tidbit:

Since becoming a GEICO customer in January of this year, you have reported 131 accidents, requesting reimbursement for repairs necessitated by each one. You have claimed not to be responsible in any of them, usually listing the cause of the accident as either "Sneak attack by Decepticons" or "Unavoidable damage caused by protecting freedom for all sentient beings."

Brilliant. Thanks to RS for the link.