Republican fundraising: now with more firepower!

Let it never be said the Republican Party doesn't know how to take care of its base. The Manchester, NH Republican Council will hold a fundraiser where for the low, low price of $25, you can fire a range of combat weapons. Want to shoot an Uzi? Pop off a few hundred rounds through an M-60? The Republicans are here for you.

Said Organizer Jerry Thibodeau:

"It's a fun day. It's a family day. It's quite exciting."

A family day? Awesome! Come on down, junior! Fire a machine gun! Get your first taste of the weapon that, thanks to the Republican Party, you'll be firing at Iraqi insurgents in 10 years.