In one brief speech to the APEC conference in Sydney, he managed to mount a routine unparalleled in the history of comedy. Highlights include:
- Confusing APEC with OPEC;
- Referring to Australian troops as Austrians; and
- Walking the wrong way offstage and stumbling around confused until rescued by reliable straightman and Australian (Austrian?) PM John Howard.
Here's the video of the greatest exit ever:
Man. After all that, what the heck do you do for an encore? Bomb Iran? Hilarious!
Until you realize this man is the President of the United States. Sweet Jesus.