According to the ever-accurate and never propagandistic North Korean media, the Great Leader could whup Tiger Woods any day of the week. Jong-Il routinely shoots 3-5 holes-in-one in a single round, and recently posted the astonishing score of 38 under. Presumably, these results all came on the Pyongyang golf course, since it is the only one in the country.
Let's hope tensions remain high between the USA and North Korea. If Jong-Il is ever able to compete in the PGA, his sheer awesomeness will destroy what little competition remains in the post-Tiger world of professional golf.
H/T to RS for this one.