Che's hair sold at auction

From the CBC:

An eight-centimetre-long tress of hair supposedly clipped from the head of Ernesto "Che" Guevara grossed $100,000 at a U.S. auction on Thursday, with a Houston bookshop owner taking home the Marxist rebel's iconic locks.

Ewwwww. Man, people sure do dumb things. Of course, what really rankles here is that, as a bald man, neither myself or my heirs will be able to financially benefit when I inevitably lead a revolution to overthrow some tyrannical something-or-other. Unless...