Germany to ban Scientology

Yes, it's the end of the road for Scientologists in ol' Deutschland, as the German government has determined the 'religion' is incompatible with the country's constitution. Or rather, that it isn't actually a religion at all, more of a "commercial enterprise that takes advantage of vulnerable people." What? A religion made up by a mediocre sci-fi writer that claims we're all infested with alien ghosts a scam? I'm shocked.

Oh wait, no I'm not.

Anyway, good job Germany. Way to kick some pseudo-religious ass.


Tom Cruise: Now illegal in Germany. Gooooooose!