Long Legs = Super Hot

Exciting new research out of Poland suggest that people with legs at least 5 per cent longer than average are more attractive to both sexes. The study lends further credence to the long-standing scientific belief that tall people are generally more awesome.  This is great news for me, as I have been frequently described as 'all legs'. This at least partially makes up for my bad knees and the ease with which people can knock me over, owing to my %#@!*& high centre of gravity.