Get your chequebooks ready, gentlemen (and ladies, too. I don't want to leave anyone out). If the price is right, you can own a piece of French politics. Sexy, sexy French politics. Yesterday, Christie's announced it would be auctioning a photo of France's first lady and former model, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy. You may ask: so what? Well, my truculent friend, this photo features Bruni-Sarkozy in the all-together. And not to lower the level of discourse around here, but...HAWT!
This, to me, says a lot about the, er, je ne sais quoi of the French people. Can you think of any other nation on Earth with first lady nudie pics? And more to the point, first lady nudie pics you'd actually want to see? I mean, Laura Bush seems like a nice lady, but, well...c'mon. The French can be fantastically irritating at times, but it's hard to stay mad at them for long. Great food, hot first ladies...they must be doing something right.
Click here for the NSFW pic, courtesy of the smutty British tabloids.