Monkey god now head of Indian business school

Monkey god Hanuman, whose CV includes leading an monkey army against demon king Ravana and rescuing a princess, has decided to settle into the quiet life of a university administrator.

The recently opened Sardar Bhagat Singh College of Technology and Management chose Hanuman as their new Chairman this week. This position comes with a fancy office and all the bananas he can handle. Said a school official:

"It is our belief that any job that has the blessings of Lord Hanuman is bound to be a success."

Sounds good to me. I've always wanted a monkey army, so I'll be interested to see if they school launches a MSc in Managing Simian Combatants degree. So much biting!

Thanks to MN for the link.