White, incensed that a lingerie store dared open its doors in his little town, is now videotaping customers and posting the videos on YouTube. Because, you know, lingerie = porn.
"I'm not trying to embarrass anybody. If you have absolutely no question of conscience about entering this store, then by all means shop away. However, if even only one of the dozens of customers we've deterred from entering is a married person about to do something shady behind their spouse's back then - mission accomplished."
In other words, white is an arrogant, self-important ass with a voyeurism fetish. And for that, he deserves a punch in the face. Via Scanner.