Fireman in Germany were alarmed (see what I did there?) when they discovered their ranks had been infiltrated by a fully equipped, totally drunk man. When the 38 year-old man heard the alarm, he apparently raced to the local firestation. There, he was helped into firefighting gears by firefighters, who somehow managed to miss the fact that he was not a fireman. And was wasted.
The man was later arrested, and then released after sobering up. His comment:
"When fire breaks out, it's all hands on deck!"
Drink on, drunken hero. Drink on.