Bounty offered for live Montauk Monster

The strange saga of the Montauk Monster continues. The Venom Energy Drink company (I know, I haven't heard of it either) has offered a lifetime supply of its product for the person(s) who capture a live Montauk Monster.

The upshot: anyone with the time and opportunity to shave a dog can have unlimited access to a crappy energy drink made by Snapple. The system works!

UPDATE: 1 out of 1 experts on Fox News agree: the MM is a raccoon. This makes it only slightly less easy to claim the bounty,