Unintended headline comedy: dangerous wildlife edition

Here's an accidental zinger from Cryptomundo:

University of Maryland Alert: Cougar on Campus

No kidding. If I were I a cougar, the first place I would go is a university campus. That's where all the young dudes are, right? Unless you mean...oh. That kind of cougar.

But seriously, if you go to, or have occassion to visit the University of Maryland, watch out. While only slightly more dangerous than an urban cougar, the large-cat variety is nevertheless pointy on five ends.