Rocky Horror Picture Show to get a remake

Ah, Hollywood. Your ruthless dredging of the past is a wonder to behold.

Confirming that, yes, the entertainment industry is officially out of ideas, 1970s camp-classic The Rocky Horror Picture Show will be remade by MTV. Oh goody. Another classic film can be cynically mauled to make a few more dollars.

Cult classics are 'cult' due to some combination of kitsch and zeitgeist that cannot be recaptured. If you remake RHPS, you lose all of this magic. And if Tim Curry isn't in it, I'm just not interested.

Boo, Hollywood. Boo.