Sarah Palin, besides being a fundamentalist nutbunny without an ounce of original though or insight, has some fantastically bizarre names for her children: Track, Trig (short for 'Trigger), Bristol, Willow, and Piper.
Now, thanks to the magic of internets, you can see what your name would've been if Palin was your mom with the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator.
Barack Obama? He'd be Tarp Lazer Palin. Nineteenth-century British occultist Aleister Crowley? Chin Trout Palin. For my part, I'd be Ammo Canal Palin, and you would now be reading the Drink Hack Palin Blog.
What's your Palinized name? Put it in the comments.