Ann Coulter finally silenced

The shrieking death harpie of the far-right, aka Ann Coulter, broke her jaw recently. It is now wired shut, and she can't talk. Saints be praised! How I've prayed for this day.

I declare an international holiday. Her crazy views and obnoxious man-voice will trouble us no more. Or at least for the length of her recovery. The effects of a mute Coulter have been immediate. I woke up this morning, and already the world seemed less shrill. So go outside, have a political discussion, and marvel at the lack of invective, ad hominem attacks, and thinly-veiled racism.

We should do this every year. Not break her jaw, but contrive some reason why Coulter can't speak for six weeks. Everyone needs a vacation from this: