This is so good.
Say you're a high school football coach in town for a few days. To pass the time, you:
- Get drunk. Like really drunk.
- Take off your shirt and pants.
- "Wrestle" with another coach.
- Manage to crash through a window.
- Fall four storeys.
- Do all of this things at a place called the "Gaylord Opryland Hotel".
I credit this story to my completion of an Internet meme yesterday. I asked the Web Gods to shower me with riches, and lo, they have provided.