- A man has gone over Niagara Falls, and survived. Yeah, well last week I got to change the big spotlights that shine on the falls, so there.
- The Sears Tower is now the Willis Tower. Laaaame.
- Apparently, the recession is ravaging the world's billionaires. My heart bleeds.
- Reports indicate Madagascar is on the verge of civil war. Chris Rock, David Schwimmer unavailable for comment.
- People in South America are going crazy. In groups. And no one knows why.
- CBC actually put "WTF" in a headline. Dude, WTF?
- Idiot twitters while some guy breaks into his house, instead of, you know, calling the police.
Science & Tech
- The new Lambourghini Roadster looks OK, I guess. IF YOU LIKE SEX ON WHEELS.
- Souped-up Power Wheels? Yes please.