- After a spate of injuries, bikini waxes may soon be illegal in New Jersey. No doubt, this will devastate the local economy.
- Today's UFO picture comes to us from China.
- The US Army has kinda, sorta confirmed that Israel has nukes. Maybe.
- Tony Blair says modern politicians must "do God". Kinky.
- Charles Manson: yup, still crazy.
- George Bush is writing a book about decisions. Now, before you get all snarky, remember that bad decisions are still technically decisions.
Science & Tech
- Presenting the F-15 Silent Eagle. Stealth for the budget conscious.
- A Brazilian Wandering Spider, the most venemous spider in the world, somehow found its way to Tulsa.
- Military lasers are now officially "battlefield strength". Too bad they're still truck-sized. Pew! Pew!