- Today's super-classy remark by a sitting politician: a Conservative senator suggests Canada Geese should be shot and fed to the poor, mostly so they won't crap on his lawn anymore (the geese, not the poor people).
- A fireman dressed like Spiderman saves an autistic boy in Thailand. Awesome.
Science & Tech
- Visit the factory where they make Migs.
- The sun will get real purty right before it dies.
- Want to give a gift she'll really remember? Try laser-etching your face into a diamond.
- The NFL returns on Sept. 10th, with my beloved Steelers taking on the Titans.