Lenin hit by explosive April Fool's prank

Oh, those Russians. Some inventive, and likely dangerous, Slavic pranksters planted a small explosive on the famous statue of Lenin at Finland Station in St. Petersburg. It did a fair amount of hilarious damage:


In the spirit of April Fools, I'm going to let you choose the punchline to this post. Vote now! The winner will be unveiled tomorrow.

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