- Stephen Harper misses G20 leader photo because he was in the can, does Canada proud.
- Harpy she-beast Ann Coulter gets April Fooled by Car & Driver magazine
Science & Tech
- Scientists have developed batteries that recharge using human blood. Vampires, The Matrix unavailable for comment.
- Aliens-on-earth movie District 9 looks frakkin' awesome.
- WANT: giant Star Wars pool toys! Also, a pool to use them in.
- I really wish the Tauntaun sleeping bag was real.
- CBS' Guiding Light has been canceled after 72 years and 16,000 episodes. How is that even possible?
- Keira Knightley does a very disturbing, and very effective, anti-domestic violence ad.
- Men in Black III is now in production.
- Obama has a bad case of BSG Withdrawal.