In the future, even the cutlery is awesome. Mankind has overcome the peurile racism that keeps forks and spoons bitterly divided, and can now eat liquids and solids, together, with impunity. I give you the Star Trek Spork:
It's made out of titanium, so you can nosh on even the hardiest of stews whilst in the midst of starship-on-starship combat. And, there are only 1701 being made, so you can lord your new ST Spork over your nerd brethren. You will be like a king to them! A handsome, well-fed king!