WANT: The Star Trek Spork

In the future, even the cutlery is awesome. Mankind has overcome the peurile racism that keeps forks and spoons bitterly divided, and can now eat liquids and solids, together, with impunity. I give you the Star Trek Spork:


It's made out of titanium, so you can nosh on even the hardiest of stews whilst in the midst of starship-on-starship combat. And, there are only 1701 being made, so you can lord your new ST Spork over your nerd brethren. You will be like a king to them! A handsome, well-fed king!