Last summer, the beaches of New Jersey were terrorized by the arrival of the Montauk Monster:
What was this creature? A government experiment? Some unknown species? The result of decomposition in water for some hapless raccoon or dog? The Internets were aflame in speculation.
And now, the beast hath returned!
Another mystery carcass washed up in Long Island this weekend. And there are pictures!
And video! With entertaining New York-ish accents belonging to people with no discernible scientific training!
Ah, the unspeakable joys of rotting animals. Let the meme-ification commence.