An announcement on the King streetcar this morning:
"This isn't that Queen car, people. The next person that enters through the back door, I'll take this car right out of service."
Strong words. Of course, unless the TTC has some sort of ubiquitous omni-intercom wired through all of Toronto, the hypothetical individual who next enters via the back door can't hear the driver's warning because they're not yet on the streetcar. But full marks for being surly.
The Toronto Transit Commission: your source for poorly thought out, useless threats.