- Christianity: you're doing it wrong.
- Man, you think North American Wal-Marts are bad? Check out what they do in China.
- Two girls lost in a storm drain update their Facebook statuses rather than, you know, calling the Fire Department. Way to use those phones, ladies.
- Toronto gets a new evening newspaper. Three cheers for whipping dead horses.
- A German group creates an AIDS awareness campaign featuring a woman having sex with Hitler. Subtle. And very NSFW.
- According to one pyschologist, Facebook makes you smarter while Twitter makes you dumber. Three cheers to breaking even!
Science & Tech
- So, there's an Apple event tomorrow. New iPods! Beatles! Maybe a tablet? Oh my!
- New UFO footage out of China. Apparently, 40 minutes of this same object was recorded by astronomers. I'll wait until I see the tape.